it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im having a threesome with these popsicles
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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