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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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