A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Houston, we have a blender
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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