If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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