I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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