My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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