I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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