Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im holly from the hills drunk
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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