I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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