lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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