I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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