Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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