He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need to calm my uterus...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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