I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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