please come you make the beer taste better
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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