Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
