I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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