i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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