You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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