I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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