I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
This is my gift to your gina
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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