Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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