i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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