I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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