Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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