Sry I called you an 8
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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