She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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