just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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