Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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