i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
operation have a gay friend backfired
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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