she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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