Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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