Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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