just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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