words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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