Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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