its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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