Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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