Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
