That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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