I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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