This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
