thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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