yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think my moral compass just broke
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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