youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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