I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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