glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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