She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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