Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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