I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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