I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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