its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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