no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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