I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
we should paint friendship bongs
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