My balls are so social today.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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