I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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