I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
