I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
no you cant smoke seaweed
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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