coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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